Everything you need to know about Hebrox.

Q: Does Hebrox counteract the feelings of guilt associated with needing to take a Jewish Guilt reliever?

A: Yes. Hebrox relieves even the most ironic forms of Jewish Guilt.


Q: I’ve converted, will Hebrox work for me?

A: Maybe. The efficacy of Hebrox will depend on the length of conversion and other factors including proximity to Israel or Woody Allen.


Q: Is Hebrox available in a suppository?

A: No.


Q: Can Hebrox relieve Catholic Guilt?

A: No. Hebrox is specifically formulated to relieve Jewish Guilt. However, clinical trials are currently underway to confirm the efficacy of a new Catholic Guilt Reliever – Papaleze.™


Q: Should I take Hebrox with food?

A: A little nosh can’t hurt.


Q: Can I operate heavy machinery while taking Hebrox?

A: Jews don’t operate heavy machinery.


Q: Does Hebrox help me atone?

A: No. You’ll still have to attend Yom Kippur services. But if you choose not to, you won’t feel guilty.


Q: Does wearing official Hebrox merchandise increase the drug’s efficacy?

A: Yes. Studies have shown that a handsomely designed Hebrox t-shirt can boost guilt relief by 26%.

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